CHARLES BARKLEY TO DIRK NOWITZKI:  "Who the hell are you?"

Have you ever wanted to watch Charles Barkley drink soda and tell stories about basketball?  Well, this is the video for you.

It’s a bit old, but great storytelling stands the test of time.  Here, Sir Charles regales a gathered crowd at a charity softball game with the story of teenage Dirk hanging 50 points on Scottie Pippen, and Chuck’s subsequent plan to put Nowitzki in Auburn blue and orange.